What does and English major look like?

Some people wonder what an English major looks like. Well let me just tell you all about it. English majors are usually known as bookworms or nerds, however that is not the case. English majors actually make it appear they are that way for a reason, because they do not want all the attention brought on themselves. They are fearless leaders who will one day shine so bright in the world no one will be able to go against them. English majors may be very paticular about the way people speak or write but, that is all because they are trying to make the world a better place. All of the English majors in the world are the best and brightest people you could every meet. There is one English major inparticular, who is the leader of all leaders. She does not let any obsticle stand in her way. She is the definition of looking like one of those "nerds", but she is not one. She wears high-water jeans with rainbow colored suspenders attatched, most days. She almost always has her very thick glasses on unless she tries to cover up her nerd look and wear contacts. The days she tries to cover up her "nerd" look, she dresses very classy almost looking like a "normal" person. However, everyone knows deep down she has that nerdy self in her. One day she be the big star and the people who never really wanted to talk to her or made fun of her will wish they had been her friend. The person I am referring to is pictured below.